"Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return" movie quotes bring the classic story of "Dorothy of Oz" by Roger Stanton Baum to the big screen for a computer generated film. The musical, based on the original "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" by L. Frank Baum, was written by Adam Balsam and Randi Barnes. Directed by Will Finn and Dan St. Pierre, "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return" opened in the United States on May 9, 2014.
In "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return," Dorothy Gale (voiced by Lea Michele) returns to Oz to find that the Scarecrow (voiced by Dan Aykroyd), Tin Man (voiced by Kelsey Grammer) and Cowardly Lion (voiced by Jim Belushi) are under threat from a wicked Jester (voiced by Martin Short). The Jester is so powerful that not even the great and powerful Glinda (voiced by Bernadette Peters) can save them.
The only one who can save them is Dorothy who along with new friends, including Wiser the Owl (voiced by Oliver Platt), China Princess (voiced by Megan Hilty) and Marshal Mallow (voiced by Hugh Dancy), work to save the people of Oz from the evil Jester.
"Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return" joins theaters already packed with other great movies like "Neighbors," "Belle," "Walk of Shame," "The Amazing Spider-Man 2," "Locke," "Brick Mansions," "The Other Woman," "Transcendence," "A Haunted House 2," "Heaven is for Real," "Draft Day," "Under the Skin," "Dom Hemingway," "Joe," "Captain America: The Winter Soldier," "Sabotage," "Noah," "Blood Ties," the "Veronica Mars" movie, "Need for Speed."
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I Don't Speak Monkey
Jester: "Ugh! I don't speak monkey!"
Despite being the commander of said army of flying monkeys, the Jester points out that he does not, unfortunately, speak Monkey. This makes leading the pack quite difficult.
Yellow Brick Wall
Dorothy: "I can't seem to find the yellow brick…"
Wiser the Owl: "House? Wall? Fireplace?"
Dorothy: "Road"
Wiser the Owl: "Well of course! Why would you be looking for a yellow brick wall?"
Dorothy has a strange interaction with Wiser the Owl, who despite his name, suggests random and wrong yellow brick things. When Dorothy says what he's looking for, Wiser the Owl acts like he knew all along.
Peep-peep-peep-a-cheep
Judge Jawbreaker: "What say ye, Peeps?"
Peeps: [bird noises]
Dorothy: "What are they saying?"
Fruit Stripe Lawyer: "Peep-peep-peep-a-cheep! Can't you hear that?"
Sitting in court, Dorothy asks her attorney, who is a piece of Fruit Stripe Gum, what the Peeps are saying, expecting him to translate. His response is priceless.
Mallow, Not Shallow
Dorothy: "She's cute."
Marshal Mallow: "Appearance isn't everything. The name's Mallow, not shallow."
Dorothy, meaning well, tries to set Marshal Mallow up with a cute girl. He is not immediately interested, reminding Dorothy that there's than just good looks.
This Doesn't Look Like the Oz I Remember
Dorothy: "This doesn't look like the Oz I remember."
A lot has changed since Dorothy has last visited Oz. While it's only been a short time in Kansas time, time in Oz has passed much quicker and Dorothy has missed a lot.
I Thought You'd Be Taller
China Princess: "So this is the girl who vanquishes wicked witches. I thought you'd be taller."
When Dorothy meets the China Princess, her reputation for saving Oz proceeds her. Her massive size, at least in comparison to the tiny China Princess, however, is overestimated.
I Have a Brilliant Plan
Scarecrow: "I have a brilliant plan! Run!"
Cowardly Lion: "Run? That's the plan?"
When the flying monkeys attack, the Scarecrow shares his plan, for them to run. While the Cowardly Lion isn't impressed by that plan, he shouldn't be surprised. The Scarecrow, not too long ago, was going through life without a brain.
An Evil Jester Is Threatening Us
Scarecrow: "Thank you both for coming. Emerald City needs all the heart and courage it can get right now."
Cowardly Lion: "I got your back, straw man. You can count on us!"
Scarecrow: "Scarecrow to Dorothy. Come in, Dorothy. … Hi, kiddo! An evil Jester is threatening us, and you are the only one who can help us!"
When Oz comes under attack, the Scarecrow summons the Cowardly Lion and Tin Man to the Emerald City. He just needs one more person to take down the Jester: Dorothy.
Aren't I Quivering!
Glinda: "Dorothy will stop you."
Jester: "Aren't I quivering!"
Glinda informs the Jester that none other than Dorothy will soon be here to stop his wrath. The Jester isn't in the least bit afraid.
It's My Curse, Literally
Glinda: "My, but you're silly."
Jester: "It's a costume, isn't it? It's my curse, literally. I can't take this off ever."
Not that it's license to terrorize Oz, but as the Jester explains to Glinda, he is cursed and cannot change, either who he is or what he wears, on his own.