Minions movie quotes bring the beloved little yellow creatures back for another feature film which discusses their backstory and events prior to the Despicable Me films. The animated movie, created by Illumination Entertainment, was directed by Pierre Coffin and Kyle Balda using a screenplay by Brian Lynch. Minions opened in theaters on July 10, 2015.
In Minions, the story of Kevin, Stuart, Bob and the other minions (all voiced by Pierre Coffin) is introduced. For centuries, the minions have followed around various evil masters, including Napoleon, Dracula and even dinosaurs, but they struggle to keep a master alive. Kevin desires to find a master for life and takes Bob and Stuart with him to America to find that master.
When the minions arrive in the states, they travel to Orlando to attend Villain-Con where they hope to find a new master, with super evil Scarlet Overkill (voiced by Sandra Bullock) in mind. They meet with her, and husband Herb (voiced by Jon Hamm), and soon embark on a mission for her to steal the crown of Queen Elizabeth (voiced by Jennifer Saunders). To say the least, this sends the minions on an adventure of epic proportions.
Minions, which also includes voice talent from Michael Keaton, Allison Janney, Steve Coogan, Geoffrey Rush and Steve Carell, opens alongside the likes of Terminator Genisys, Magic Mike XXL, Ted 2, and Jurassic World.
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To Serve the Most Despicable Master
Narrator: Minions! Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names, Dave, Carl, oh, that one is Norbit. He is an idiot. They all share the same goal: To serve the most despicable master around. Finding a master was easy. Keeping a master, that's where things got tricky, but nonetheless, they kept on looking. Without a master they had no purpose. They became aimless and depressed. If this went on much longer, they would surely perish. Then, one minion stepped forward. Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to find his tribe the biggest, baddest villain to serve. Stuart felt hungry, mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana, and Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.
The narrator gives a brief overview of the film, which explains the early days of the minions. As he notes, the minions live to serve evil masters, but can't seem to keep one alive for long. This made them sad and inspired Kevin to seek out the ultimate master.
Mi Bellas!
Stuart: Mi bellas!
Stuart sees what appears to be two lovely ladies and starts putting the moves on them. Unfortunately, it's only after he makes out with them that he realizes they are actually fire hydrants.
A Bedtime Story
Scarlet Overkill: Work for me, and all your dreams come true. Respect! Power!
Stuart: Banana!
Scarlet Overkill: Banana!
Herb Overkill: Wow, these cats are pumped!
Scarlet Overkill: Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story.
Bob: Bedtime story?
Scarlet Overkill: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. The pigs encountered a big, bad wolf who wanted the pigs to come work for her. One day, the pigs did something very stupid so the wolf huffed and puffed and she blew them off the face of the earth. The end.
While Scarlet Overkill says she is reading the minions a simple bedtime story, really what she is doing is letting them know what would happen should they not comply with her demands. This scares the minions, well, except for Bob, who falls asleep.
La Cucaracha?
Scarlet Overkill: Do you know who this is?
Kevin: Uh, la cucaracha?
Scarlet Overkill: This is Queen Elizabeth and I really, really, really want her crown!
Showing the minions a painting of Queen Elizabeth, Scarlet Overkill asks if they know her face. They don't, but Kevin does make a guess, even if it's not a great one.
Gentlemen Do Not Steal Ladies' Crowns
Queen Elizabeth II: Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns!
When the minions steal Queen Elizabeth's crown, she does not take too kindly to this act of thievery. She tells them bluntly that gentlemen do not do this sort of thing.
Gonna Have to Get Through Me
Tower Guard: You came for the queen's crown, did ya? Well, you're gonna have to get through me!
Kevin: You're gonna have to get through me! ... Ow, hey!
Tower Guard: You!
Kevin: Ahhh! Huh? Hehe
Kevin comes face to face with a tower guard en route to trying to steal Queen Elizabeth's crown. Kevin thinks it's the guard who should watch out for him, but perhaps it's the other way around.
C'est Banana!
Minions: C'est banana! Hahaha! Miam miam! Huh? ... Ay yi yi!
If one thing remains consistent across time and geography, it's that minions have an undying love for bananas. This instance is no exception.
Hey, a Piñata!
Minions: No, no, no! Hey, a piñata!
Dear minions, that is not a piñata, rather a big, dangerous bear. This of course you will learn in a few moments when said bear eats you, like in this scene.
Villain-Con
Madge Nelson: Oh, Walter, look, this adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando too.
Walter Nelson: You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?
Bob: Villain-Con!
Nelson Daughter: I'm going to get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine! Scarlet Overkill! If I was a minion, that's who I would want to work for.
Looking to get a ride to Orlando for Villain-Con, the minions hitchhike on the side of the highway. Almost miraculously, they're picked up by a family going exactly there and one who knows a perfect master for the minions.
Feel So Good to Be Bad
Scarlet Overkill: Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?
Scarlet Overkill makes no excuses for being evil. She enjoys being evil and it suits her quite well.